You wouldn’t know it from their game against 48-54 Las Vegas Sunday night, as they absolutely destroyed the 51′s by a whopping 21-4 score.

What gets me isn’t so much the 21 runs–it happens–but the 32 hits the Beavers put up.

32 hits! The team went 32-for-57 (they hit into two double plays)! That’s a .561 average!

If that’s not enough, consider that every player in the lineup except Lance Zawadzki got three or more hits.

Cedric Hunter was 4-for-7. Craig Stansberry was 4-for-6. Mike Baxter went 4-for-7. Kyle Phillips and Wily Mo Pena were both 5-for-6 with a walk. That’s right, the first five hitters in the Beavers lineup had at least four hits each.

From there, Nick Green was 3-for-7, Zawadzki 1-for-6, Chris Stewart 3-for-6, and Luis Durango 3-for-5 with a walk.

Stewart hit the club’s only home run.

Through it all, Cory Luebke threw eight superb innings, allowing two runs on five hits and two walks while striking out eight. The usual Aaron Poreda walk-fest occurred in the ninth and brought the score from 21-2 to 21-4, but if there was ever a game to pitch Poreda in, this was it.

It’s great to see the bats wake up in this sort of huge way, and perhaps even better to see Luebke (2.57 ERA in three starts) finally giving the Padres a reliable Triple-A arm.

This is the second head-scratching acquisition the Padres have made this week, the first being lefty Tyler Lumsden (who actually threw seven one-hit innings today, albeit with a characteristic 5 BB and 4 K).

Green is 31 and had been released by the Dodgers after hitting just .204/.235/.398 in Triple-A Albuquerque, one of the top five offensive environments in the minors (the other four, for what it’s worth, are probably Lancaster, High Desert, Las Vegas, and Colorado Springs). He then proceeded to hit .143/.217/.143 with the Blue Jays in the majors (sample size caveats obviously apply, but still…).

If a guy can’t manage a .250 OBP in the best hitter’s park in Triple-A, what use is he, particularly at age 31? Sure, Green’s an experienced player, and the Padres are thin in the infield after David Eckstein‘s injury, but why not just call up Logan Forsythe (who has a .400 OBP in Double-A) and see what he can do? Forsythe can outhit Green right now, and he has way more upside.

Another option is Anthony Contreras, who hit .286 in Triple-A this year before being demoted to San Antonio. Why not just call him up, move Cole Figueroa up to Double-A, and sign somebody from the Frontier League (where players are 26 and under) to play second for Lake Elsinore?

Or, if you want to go the free agent-to-Portland route, there has to be somebody out there who can hit over .200 in Triple-A. Heck, the Padres picked up Wily Mo Pena this week too–he’s just 28, and he can, you know, actually hit.

I know it sounds like I’m completely losing my cool over the meager signing of a Triple-A infielder, but this sort of move has all sorts of problems.

For one, you have to wonder if this is just one of those situations where a veteran signs on, plays a bit in Triple-A, and then gets called up to the majors. I don’t want Nick Green anywhere near the first-place San Diego Padres. I’d rather see Josh Barfield (.309/.327/.396), Sean Kazmar (.264/.318/.353), or Lance Zawadzki (.241/.316/.310). Hell, I’d rather see Forsythe rushed to the majors than see Nick Green with the Padres.

The other problem is that, as I mentioned before, the presence of Green in Triple-A is an obstacle to Forsythe coming up, and Forsythe should really be in Triple-A at this point. Yes, he’s only slugging .344, but that’s largely because San Antonio’s park is a terrible fit for him. He’s hitting .353/.511/.451 on the road, so don’t tell me the guy can’t hit.

Picking up Green is needless at best (if he is really just a filler guy) and destructive at worst (if the front office really sees him as a pre-Eckstein stopgap). There are a lot of middle infielders out there that make way more sense for San Diego to pick up.